THE WIT? AND WISDOM? OF A FAT OLD SOUTHERN LAWYER

Yes, I do believe in Santa Clauses.  I am 62 years old and I still believe in fat jolly man in a red suit who squeezes down the chimneys, even the ones with gas logs.  I still believe in the Santa Clauses who worked nearly all night to get just the things I wanted. I still believe in the Santa Clauses, who switched to Diet Rite Cola, when it first came out. If you want to know really why I believe in the Santa Claus who slipped away from the Christmas party at the First Methodist Church to come back dressed like this.  And to Mrs. Santa Claus, who just happened to bring her Kodak Brownie camera to take the only picture she ever took of my father and I at the church.  THIS IS WHY I STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.  And, although my parents have been dead for 17 and 8 years now,  Santa Claus keeps bringing the most valuable gifts I have ever received, the gifts of love and family along with the unceasing desire to help others by sharing my God-given blessings.   

The best tradition is an old tradition.   

Never let your home improvement contractor say, "uh-oh!"

Why are ordinary citizens prosecuted for perjury and politicians keep getting re-elected?